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Extreme Backyard Wrestling in association with cupcakes that have sprinkles on them rank the 14 & 1/2 Stars Who Bring It after every EBW event, based on matches won, quality of opponents, momentum and overall in-ring dominance, as well as intangibles, like being able to eat a whole grinder in like 5 minutes or something. Shit like that.

Current Rank
Movement
Star Who Brings It
Last Rank
1
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KC Insane: Still champion, but was Criminal Sanchez ever really a threat to begin with? Call it skill, call it luck, but this guy's still the top of our 14 1/2 SWBI.

1
2
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Apprentice of Mattitiude: And the upset special has been served by the Apprentice of V1 yet again, though this time he included a side of embarrassment for Mercedes and Phoenix. Can you say "on fire?"
2
3
UP
Phoenix: Lost a few times, but at least he has his legacy. However, a huge drop is possibly on the way.
4
4
DOWN
Paul Mercedes: His invitation to the new year didn't go so well. To say the least.
3
5
UP
Dan "PVC Pipe" Coppeto: He's the new number one contender, but it appears Mr. Coppeto is having trouble operating his appliances. Someone needs to get this guy a manual.
7
6
UP
Nick "The Blazer" Cipriano: Congratulations to Blazer, who made as big a statement on New Year's as one man can make in wrestling. There's no doubt 2007 will be very different from 2006 for Cipriano.
8
7
DOWN
Doctor Jerkenstein: Not only inactive, but refusing to play his character on national videotape! What is wrong with Jerkenstein?
6
8
DOWN
Pastor Pain: Still winless, and the loser of the most memorable match in EBW history. There's fame, and then there's infamy. Pastor Pain appears comfortable with the latter.
5
9
UP
Appliances: If these guys keep winning matches over PVC Pipe, we might need to give them they're own 14 1/2 SWBI page.
11
10
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Van Morrison: They were swinging down at the Kingdom Hall.
10
11
UP
Carmen Electra: Taco Bell + Carmen Electra = too much for my nuts to handle.
NR
12
DOWN
Turbo: American Gladiators went out a long time ago. Sorry, Turbo.
10
13
UP
Tenacious D: They know it's a showcase, but they don't care.
NR
14
DOWN
Tag Team-Teddy Ruxpin and Teddy Pendergrass: C'mon Teddy's, reclaim your throne in Valhalla!
12
14 1/2
UP
Half of a Cheese Danish: Who had some of my cheese danish? I need answers!
NR